since he doesn’t have a phone, this is how we talk…
Posted November 15, 2006on:
In the style of some old Smartypants (except WAY longer cuz I just. can’t. shut. up.), some bits of chats with my brother, one of the funniest people I know. NS is me, CCR is him…
N S says: but i don’t know if we can afford to move at the moment
CCR says: Just write a best seller
CCR says: then give me the money
CCR says: and you can borrow money from me
N S says: how generous of you
CCR says: I’m the epitomy of generosity
N S says: epitome
CCR says: I’m that big muppet in the Christmas carol
CCR says: nope
CCR says: I spells it like I likes it
N S says: generosity personified
His girl troubles:
CCR says: But no, while our dorms are very close, she’s in a different group
CCR says: Which sucks.
N S says: oh no, i thought you were sposed to be the same group
CCR says: But maybe that will give me the option to explore other chicas as well. Yes we were supposed to be but they gave her a different one
N S says: aha. i see. well, other chicas is not bad either. one never knows.
CCR says: Dirty communists.
CCR says: Not the other chicas. The they in question.
N S says: hee hee
N S says: communist chicas
CCR says: That sounds kind of hot.
CCR says: In a messed up sense.
N S says: yeah, they’d wear dungarees or something and be all passionate
N S says: but about the party, which would be unfortunate.
N S says: communist chicas know how to Party.
N S says: i’m SO FUNNY
CCR says: Indeed you are.
On Star Wars:
N S says: hey there you. sorry… TOO BUSY TO TALK TO YOU before
CCR says: a likely story
N S says: TOO BUSY WATCHING STAR WARS!!!!
N S says: heh heh
CCR says: the new uncut originals edition?
N S says: YEAH
CCR says: I hate you passionately
N S says: I’m sorry to hear that
CCR says: But it is overcome by my love for starwars
N S says: so i must take it that you don’t have them yet
CCR says: Well I have the pirated edition. that I bought the week before they announced them
N S says: REALLY? ugh
CCR says: yeah
CCR says: I hate lucas
N S says: that’s a pain
N S says: YEAH. he sucks
CCR says: he released an announcement saying he’d never release the old ones
CCR says: but I knew he was lying
CCR says: and i fell for it anyway
N S says: never fall for it, man!
N S says: i’m sure he was cooler back before he became a god
CCR says: true true
CCR says: did you watch all three tonight?
N S says: no
N S says: we are wusses
CCR says: pansies
N S says: i know
CCR says: I still have to do a triple LOTR threat
CCR says: expanded editions
CCR says: oh yeah
CCR says: till my eyeballs bleed
N S says: what is that, like 12 hours
N S says: hee hee
CCR says: yep
N S says: bleeding eyeballs
CCR says: well it helps if you don’t inject heroine into them on a regular basis.
CCR says: but yeah
N S says: yeah.
CCR says: that’s a running gag of mine
CCR says: injecting heroine into the eyeballs
CCR says: It never gets old.
N S says: drug jokes never do
N S says: we are totally getting My Neighbor Totoro. and Kiki.
CCR says: I love TOTORO!
CCR says: it’s a cat bus!
N S says: with eight legs!!!
CCR says: It’s got fuzzy cat seats!
N S says: 12?
CCR says: lots
N S says: and glowing headlight eyes
N S says: and that CREEPY head on smile.
N S says: from the side it’s not nearly as disturbing
N S says: Pandagirl loves it. I think she drew a cat bus… maybe i’m hallucinating again though
N S says: she has been drawing these great lions that TOTALLY look like amigurumi or some other anime type thing
CCR says: throughout the whole movie I think totoro is going to eat her
N S says: hee hee
CCR says: (not the bus the big fuzzy guy)
N S says: right
CCR says: with huge teeth
N S says: always roaring
CCR says: it’s awsome
CCR says: and sleepy
N S says: and steals their dad’s umbrella. how did they explain that?
N S says: but then again, he’s totally cool and understanding
CCR says: It’s above our law
N S says: it paid them in acorns, what more do you want?
CCR says: Amen to that
N S says: (“while I’m wishing, I’d like a pony”)
N S says: (where’s it from?)
CCR says: oh
CCR says: oooooohh
CCR says: I know lisa simpson wanted a pony at one point
CCR says: but thats not it
N S says: (nope, that’s not it)
N S says: (so did you get it yet?)
N S says: (I’m very disappointed in you)
CCR says: It’s really killin me
CCR says: killing
CCR says: I don’t use abbreviations
CCR says: they are low class
N S says: lol
N S says: like that?
CCR says: Oh yes
CCR says: I scoff at them
N S says: you type it out
CCR says: they besmirk my face with scowls.
N S says: laugh out loud
N S says: “I am currently laughing out loud.”
CCR says: rolling on the floor laughing
N S says: “or at least giggling to myself.”
CCR says: The waves of laughter engulf my jovial rotund midsection.
N S says: “I am struggling to breathe and control my bowel functions”
CCR says: As it circumambulates about on the terrace.
CCR says: Is it from something cartoony and comic booky?
CCR says: dang it
CCR says: she or he is like I’ll go do this
CCR says: that’s what I’ll do
CCR says: It’s Calvin and Hobbes isn’t it?
CCR says: He’s going to get the truck back
N S says: ding ding ding!
CCR says: but he can’t.
CCR says: So he wants a pony
N S says: actually, i think maybe susie says it… but i’m not sure
N S says: books we need to buy
CCR says: haha
CCR says: that book is huge
CCR says: I want it
N S says: i know … me too.
CCR says: in the worst most sensual way you could ever want a book.
CCR says: ever
N S says: you want to lick it
CCR says: I want it to lick me
N S says: lol
CCR says: yeah that’s disturbing
CCR says: I just want to touch it and read it and turn its pages
N S says: it’s on our family amazon wishlist but no one has yet taken the hint
CCR says: jerks
CCR says: yeah I never read that thing
CCR says: my gifts will always be totally random things that I want myself.
N S says: you never read the blog, or the wishlist?
CCR says: I look at the blog’s peektures
CCR says: the wishlist
N S says: because if it’s blog i may throttle you through the computer
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